Sell Bert.
Earn with heart.
If you love Bert and you have an audience that would too — we'd love to partner with you. Real commissions, real support, and a brand people are genuinely excited to share.
Bert today. Pre-made puppets, gift bundles & more — coming soon.
We treat partners like family — because mom raised us right.
Bert isn't a drop-shipped widget. He's a hand-stitched character with a real story, real fans, and a real conversion rate. When you send people to PuppetMom.com, you're sharing something people are genuinely delighted to find.
Generous commissions
Earn on every Bert commission, every digital pattern download, and every future puppet we add to the catalog.
Marketing kit included
Hi-res photos, polaroid-style social assets, copy snippets, story angles, and pre-written email templates — all on-brand.
Dedicated landing pages
Top partners get their own custom landing page on puppetmom.com — and, when it makes sense, a full mini-site to call home.
Lifetime referral attribution
When someone clicks your link, they're tagged to you. If they buy anything — Bert, a pattern, a future puppet — you get credit.
Transparent tracking
Real-time dashboard with clicks, conversions, and payouts. No black boxes. No fuzzy math. Industry best-practice attribution.
Real human support
Direct line to the team. Help with content, questions about Bert, ideas for your audience — we actually answer.
You earn on everything in the PuppetMom shop.
You're not stuck representing one product. As the catalog grows, your earning potential grows with it — automatically.
Available today
Hand-stitched Bert commissions
Mom's signature handmade puppet. The flagship product, sewn one at a time, with a wait list and devoted fans.
Available today
Digital sewing pattern
Instant download — perfect for sewists in your audience. Easy conversions, no shipping involved.
Coming soon
Pre-made puppet collection
A curated line of ready-to-ship puppets beyond Bert. Affiliates will earn commissions on these too — same program, same link.
Four steps, no surprises.
01
Apply
Tell us about your audience and how you'd love to share Bert. We read every application personally.
02
Get your kit
Once approved, you get your unique link, marketing assets, and access to your affiliate dashboard.
03
Share Bert
Post, email, recommend — however you connect with your audience. We'll help with copy and ideas.
04
Get paid
Every referred sale is tracked to you for life. Payouts are clear, on time, and easy to understand.
Fair tracking. Honest payouts. No funny business.
We treat affiliate payouts the way mom treats stitching — with care and patience. Attribution is industry best-practice, your referrals are tagged across sessions and devices where possible, and every commission is auditable in your dashboard.
- Cookie-based attribution with sensible, clearly-stated windows
- Cross-device matching when a referred customer signs in
- Credit on the entire order — Bert, pattern, future puppets
- Monthly payouts with itemized statements you can verify
- Clear terms — no hidden clawbacks or moving goalposts
Tell us about you.
We're selective — but friendly. We'll get back to you personally, usually within a week.
Curious about the product first? Read Bert's story or see how Bert is ordered.